TOP TEN REASONS PHONE SEX IS BETTER THAN A GIRLFRIEND

10. Your phone sex girlfriend will never get pissed if you check out other pictures.

9. Your phone sex girlfriend won't whine if you throw your underwear on the floor instead of in the
laundry hamper when you're in the mood.

8. Your phone sex girlfriend ALWAYS swallows.

7. Your phone sex girlfriend will never come to you demanding to know where she got the damn
warts from.

6. Your phone sex girlfriend won't tell you she's too tired, or has a headache.

5. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where your relationship is going.

4. Your phone sex girlfriend won't bitch and sulk just because you forgot your anniversary.

3. Your phone sex girlfriend will never ask you where the fuck you've been all night, and who you
were with.

2. Your phone sex girlfriend won't make you get rid of the moose head you have hanging on your
bedroom wall.

And the NUMBER ONE reason phone sex is better than a girlfriend is:

YOUR PHONE SEX GIRLFRIEND WON'T PUSH YOU TO MEET HER MOTHER---UNLESS HER MOTHER IS AS HOT AS SHE IS, AND WANTS TO JOIN IN THE FUN!!!